Psycho Bob's Mad Driving Skills

Here you go kiddies. What you've all been waiting for: the story behind the legend that is Psycho Bob. You must keep in mind that you HAVE been warned. So........

The story takes place in a small Mid-Western town. Seeing as how there is not much to do in the area, a lot of people "drag race" to occupy some of their time. It's usually a light hearted affair, UNLESS Psycho Bob shows up. Psycho bob with his slick, brown El Camino is the scourge of the streets. He has only been defeated once, a fact that he takes exception to. That race is the biggest part of the history behind Psycho Bob ...

Psycho Bob pulled up to the light on the right side of a brand new, red Ford Festive. Not only did Psycho Bob have the obvious power advantage because of his El Camino, but the Festiva had 5 people in it while Psycho Bob was on a solo mission. The customary revving of the engines ensued until the light turned green. Both Psycho Bob and the Festiva got a fast start out of the blocks, but something strange happened. After a couple of seconds, smoke began billowing out of the hood of Psycho Bob's El Camino. To the surprise of eveyone that witnessed the event, Psycho Bob had lost. Psycho Bob was so upset that he had lost to a Festiva and ruined his El Camino that he proceeded to throw FULL beer cans at the Festiva as it sped away.

To this day, Psycho Bob has not been seen in public after that night. It is rumored that he is building "The Ultimate El Camino," so that one day he can get revenge on the 5 punks in the Festiva that ruined his original. So, if you're ever driving around and see a massive, rusted-out El Camino with a really deranged looking driver, don't race him. You might be another victim of his powerful throwing arm and even more powerful El Camino.

have witnessed the power of Psycho Bob's El Camino